THIS IS SO HILARIOUS....

A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution

and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was

the nature of your illness?" He got the following

reply.

"Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I

should never have done it. I married a widow with a

grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter.

My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely

stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter

was now my stepmother.

Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course,

my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the

half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now,

of course, my daddy's wife.

So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my

daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my

new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my

uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother

since she is my stepmother's mother. Don't forget that

my stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember, too, that

I am my wife's grandson.

But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since

I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the

wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own

grandfather. Now can you understand how I got put in

this place?"

After staring blanky with a dizzy look on his face,

the psychiatrist replied: "Move over"